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OLD PHOTOS
(2004 and older)

 


Musical selection
See the "Tunes" page!

 


Past results

2008 - 24th place
2007 - 21st place
2006 - 19th place
2005 - 28th place
2004 - 24th place
2003 - 32nd place
2002 - 24th place
2001 - 42nd place

 


Latest updates

2008 results:
11 Feb 2008

Census Mortuus, Photo Gallery, Visual Trivia
23 Dec 2007

Countdown clock:
24 Feb 2007

2007 results:
12 Feb 2007

Planning for 2005:
29 Jan 2005

Tunes page and 2004 results:
9 Feb 2004

New layout:
28 Jan 2003

 
 

Trivia 2009 begins in:

 

2008 Results

We finished in 24th place with 9,830 points.

The top team had 13,525 points.

Photos from this year's contest have been posted in the gallery. We would like to thank the Haugens for hosting the team this year, and all the team members for making a fantastic effort! See you next year!

 

 

 

You Might Be A Redneck Zombie If...
(or, Dave and Dan have waaaaaay too much free time)

 

11. You talk to the radio, sometimes even yell...

10. You can sleep on the floor without a pillow or blanket.

9. You make more than three trips to Cash Wise Video between 2am-6am ON THE SAME DAY.

8. You have had God answer the phone.

7. Your body is unable to produce insulin without a steady intake of gummi.

6. You think insomnia is a desirable affliction.

5. When someone asks when your birthday is, you check Google before answering.

4. You not only know why clocks run clockwise, but you know who decided they should, and what he had for breakfast that day.

3. You yell at people who call on the phone and offer free food.

2. Your phone bill has 400+ calls to the same number, but no stalking or harrassment charges are filed.

1. You TRY to avoid porn when surfing the internet.

 

 

 

 

 

Das Boot!

Zombie Jay chugs a beer boot
Gasthof zur Gemutlichkeit, 6 April 2001

 

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